Readers, I have returned. The mob of angry mobs that drove me out of town for shady farming practices last week have admitted defeat. Or they got bored, but the moral of this story is that I am no longer on the run and anything can be traded as potatoes if it’s made with beige blocks. I had to come back in any case, there is an important mission at hand. Or should I say, at wing! Uh-oh, that joke was so terrible that the mobs are getting riled up again. Why don’t you hang out with the original map’s co-designers from Noxcrew while I try to calm them down? They’ll fill you in on what you can expect from this week’s free map that is available for both Bedrock and Java!
“If you’ve never heard of Terra Swoop Force before, oh boy, have I got a story for you! There is a science company called Geo Descent Labs, who were doing experiments trying to figure out what was going on at the center of the earth. Thirty years ago, to learn more about the planet, they sent a two-person team down to the center of the earth in a bore drill. However, when it got there, they lost communication with the drill and the crew and they haven’t heard from them since. Thirty years later, you’re working for Geo Descent Labs, so we’re gonna strap wings on your back and fly you down to the center of the Earth so you can find out what happened to that two-person team!”
- JOE ARSENAULT, NOXCREW
